Lots of scary things going on around here

Jacob had quite the fright when he came

home from work this Halloween.

First he saw a giant spider had made

it's home in (and killed) our plant.

Then he went inside and saw a ghost had taken upresidence under the cilantro growing on the windowsill.

Then came the most frightening thing of all. This man was in our house spewing out lie after lie.

I wasn't sure Jacob was going to make it. He screamed like a little girl. I haven't seen anyone scream like that since I saw this on America's Funniest Videos.